Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

If I should die tomorrow

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:38:16 -0400

This is how I want the next part to go.

If you can do the Viking funeral pyre thing, please do so. But if it involves a lot of forms and dealing with city codes then stick me a regular cremation oven.

Don’t put me in a regular urn. Those things are spooky looking and remind me of the SIMS. Find a nice flower pot and put me in there, then stick a flower on top. That should be nice and confusing for any young children that attend my funeral.

If people want to wear black that’s cool. If people just want to wear their jammies that’s fine too. If they can afford them, everyone should go buy a new/new to them outfit that they can just burn or throw out after. Once I wear clothes to a funeral I don’t wear them to much else. So don’t waste your favorite outfits on me being dead.

At the funeral itself, make sure there are warm cookies of at least three varieties available.

Songs to be included where you see fit:

any song you want by Thomas Newman.

If You Want to Sing Out by Cat Stevens

Alone by Trampled by Turtles

Happiness Runs by Donovan

Please Don’t Bury Me by John Prine

And stick those lyrics I like from Two Step by Dave Matthews up somewhere.

At the end of the service as people are leaving, I insist that “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” by the Simple Minds play me out.

At the reception there should be plenty of hooch served with rounds of water served in between to prevent guest hangovers. Please provide sidewalk chalk, bubbles, helium balloons, or something else fun for kids to play with. I don’t care what type of food is served, but if I die when the weather is nice enough have the reception outside and have stuff for s’mores. And have a few little kegs of 1919 Root beer.

Have a big bucket of random wildflower seeds by the exit with baggies for people to fill up and scatter where they will.

Lastly, take my ashes to Lake Hattie and either scatter them in the lake or bury them on the hill by the fire pit next to our dog Ruby.

z1c: being 20+ on tumblr

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:26:12 -0400

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

[Picspam] → Firefly & Pilot

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:00:40 -0400

[Picspam] → Firefly & Pilot

Nobody can know about this, alright? Especially Kent. And why...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:50:02 -0400

Nobody can know about this, alright? Especially Kent. And why is that? Because he’s going to use it against me…

bubblejam: The incredibly intricate and captivating custom...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:48:16 -0400

bubblejam:

The incredibly intricate and captivating custom animal sculptures by Creatures From El, Ellen June.

“There is a certain amount of disorientation [with exorbitant...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:46:48 -0400

“There is a certain amount of disorientation [with exorbitant wealth]. You can’t relate to having more money than you ever imagined or even know how to spend or invest. It’s absolutely luxury, I know that. But I don’t think I’ve let it affect the way I live or change how I think. I still live pretty much like a nomad in going from one film shoot to another. I don’t collect sports cars or have ambitions to own my own private jet. Making a lot of money has enabled me to help some of my closest friends pay off debts, mortgages, things like that.”

lightcommasticks: femburton: shortformblog: joshsternberg: WS...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:03:00 -0400

lightcommasticks:

femburton:

shortformblog:

joshsternberg:

WSJ reports Yahoo board has approved a $1.1 billion deal — in cash — to purchase Tumblr.

There it is.

People keep saying “calm down”, “what’s all the fuss about” but they don’t realise that yahoo are trying to find their way out of a bad spell, and tumblr is a website with millions of users which isn’t using its advertising potential. I don’t doubt for a minute that we’ll be subject to adverts on our dashboard, and yahoo trying to integrate other social features. Plus it sounds like they expect tumblr to be all ‘hipster’ orientated. I hope I’m wrong.

Seriously? Someone with the appropriate skills please start building a new website immediately. We can all rendezvous their before the take over happens. Viva la resistance!

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Sun, 19 May 2013 20:59:10 -0400

xshadow0x: itzlokii: inkblotsonwhitepages: chelsdamelsp: tard...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:58:21 -0400

xshadow0x:

itzlokii:

inkblotsonwhitepages:

chelsdamelsp:

tardissaurus-rex:

I play this in my car while I’m driving.

I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song

I decided this a long time ago

Try petting the cats to this.

Ima just gon reblog this a seventh time okay

-le reblogs 5th time-

Doing my homework.

Makes me feel like I’m getting shit done.

Even reblogging this feels like I’m changing the world.

this may be the bad-assest song EVER

OH HELLZ YES I can save the world now. And do parkour. and be a super hero.

Fuck all of you I’m going to go pilot a fleet of fucking pirates.

See you fuckers in hell.

I challenge you to lose at a video game while listening to this. You can’t do it.

You can do anything aggressively and with power while listening to this.

I am aggressively reblogging this.

Here’s a story. One summer my cousin and i listened to this damn soundtrack so much we figured we could probably sail a boat. With no prior sailing experience. So we wedge onto this single person boat and shoved off into the lake. Long story short we had to be rescued by our sisters on the pontoon because we capsized in about five minutes.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 20:52:40 -0400

I just watched an episode of Wishbone a few weeks ago and it was...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:47:25 -0400

I just watched an episode of Wishbone a few weeks ago and it was still as enthralling as ever.

Best of luck to everyone moving on. Thanks for everything.

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:26:48 -0400

Best of luck to everyone moving on. Thanks for everything.

"With gas prices the way they are the good Lord himself could call me into town but if it isn’t..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:25:30 -0400

“With gas prices the way they are the good Lord himself could call me into town but if it isn’t my day to work the food shelf I ain’t going!”

- my grandma

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Sun, 19 May 2013 18:00:53 -0400

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:00:42 -0400

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!

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Sun, 19 May 2013 06:00:23 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:00:46 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:00:50 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:00:50 -0400

Top 30 favorite fictional characters, in alphabetical order 13....

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:00:27 -0400

Top 30 favorite fictional characters, in alphabetical order

13. Luna Lovegood ❖ “Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am.”